I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

Joe E. Lewis
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  3. Thank you for being you, because without whom, I wouldn't be me. - Anthony T Hincks

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More Quotes By Joe E. Lewis
  1. I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.

  2. You only live once - but if you work it right once is enough.

  3. It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.

  4. I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.

  5. I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

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